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I'm about to the end of my useful minutes for today but I must, must share this with you all. Next column will be a Sharethis article about the common industry practice of remunerating online writers for reviews of products, something that the FTC is about to crack down on for various reasons. And you know IRS won't be far behind...but in the meantime...(and no, this is NOT a remunerated review. I have never earned even one penny from either of my blogs. Sad, but true. XD)

Firefox has this thing called Yoono that'll run IM platforms, gmail, twitter, facebook, and A LOT of other things in a sidebar. It has an advertisement window at the bottom. The adverts offered are determined by the contents of your browser window. If there's already an advert or pop-up browser window on your screen...

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